2. If you were to be part of girl band/boy band (e.g. Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys) which cliche would you be marketed as to the fickle brain dead sub 16 year old Western public? The Sexual Deviant The Stupid Slut The Pretentious Inbred The Whiney Bitch The Dead Princess The Unwashed Drug Addict The Laughable Poseur
3. Favorite sexual position? Up the anus (giving or receiving are both acceptable) Doggy (probably "doggie", actually) Im too much of an intellectual to indulge in such lower recreational activities. Im a fragile rape victim so I dont like to be touched *assumes the fetal position* Strictly missionary I only have sex when under the influence of fermented beverages and/or illicit narcotics, so I dont really remember any positions. Tied up with a ball gag in my mouth (or some other kind of bondage, I dont want to limit this too much)
4. What is the main reason that you self-injure? To impress the opposite sex Because Im a chronic attention seeker To show what a tortured soul I am To release the proverbial demons Because my privelidged life is very easy so I have to create artificial problems When I get bored Its good for my goth image
5. How severely do you self-injure? As severe as severe gets. Huge gaping cuts, burns, what have you. Pretty superficial. Almost non-existent. A few scratches here and there at best. A few shallow cuts, but Im more of an intentional overdose kind of person. 2 or 3 times a week. Nothing extreme, but Im no lightweight either. Though speaking of lightweights, Im anorexic/bullemic I rarely self-injure but when I do its moderate to severe. I cut and break bones but its not all that serious in the grand scheme of things Mostly cutting, perhaps some burning. A 6 out of 10 on the Cutting Severity Scale.
6. What kind of music are you into? Glam rock that really hasnt been popular since the 1980s. I dont listen to much music because Im against the Hollywood establishment Experimental avant-garde nonsense Angst-filled pop shit Classical Grunge Gothic (not the European artistic era like Baroque or Renaissance or whatever, but rather the type of music that the kids today who wear black and act depressed seem to enjoy) 7. If you could only carve one thing into your arm, what would it be? "4 REAL" "Whore" "Fat" "Crazy" "Inbred" "Kurt" "Suicide is painless" (write small) 8. Youve just been elected or otherwise gained control of a seat in your nation's congress/parliament/whatever. What piece of legislation would be the main priority of your reign? A lowering of the legal age of consent (regardless of what the current age of consent is in your country...it could always be lower) Some empty typically conservative bullshit thats just full of Nazi rhetoric along the lines of "poor people are poor because theyre lazy." and "If you dont like this wonderful country, move" Anti-depressant medication introduced into the water because everybody's depressed just like me The term "intensely intense" is now a title belonging and applied exclusively to me. Something about foxhunting Drug legalization The decriminalization of inter-species sex (just to be controversial)
9. Whats your preferred motorized transportation make and model? Vauxhall Cavalier Porsche 996 Environment-friendly public transportation. Just like Hitler, Ive never learned to drive. Mercedes Benz limo I dont pay much attention to automobiles Pontiac Fiero
10. Man. Coming up with 10 questions is hard. Whats your favorite color? Brown Pink White Green Blue Yellow Black